Monster of the Month: Mudcrab Merchant

Did... did that crab just talk at me?

Unassuming and indistinguishable, the mudcrab merchant could easily be walked past unnoticed, as long as it doesn't start talking to you. With a wide range of wares to sell, always has what you need, and sometimes what you desire. Need a set of clothes? Here ya go. Some soap? Some, uh, some frost salts, a few ball bearings, this soul-sucking sword of unspeakable evil daedric power? oh I have rope! (thanks Verdian).

But whatever you do, don't harm this little sapient critter, or else you will feel the chaotic wrath of the Mad God.